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A Sturridge in a Pear Tree
Your essential profile of five interesting facts about former Premiership footballer, Dean Sturridge.
Fact 1:
Dean Strurridge reached the peak of his fame while playing for Derby between 1991 and 2001.
Fact 2:
As well as Derby County, our Dean has also played for Torquay United, Leicester City, Wolverhampton Wanderers, Sheffield United, Queens Park Rangers and Kiddeminster Harriers.
Fact 3:
Our Dean scored 59 goals in his 214 appearances for the Rams.
Fact 4:
Our Dean's middle name is 'Constantine'. Dean Constantine Sturridge. Nice.
Fact 5:
The best anagram of 'Dean Sturridge', in our opinion is 'Retained Drugs'
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4 comments:
Dean Constantine Sturridge might be the most pompous sounding name I've heard in, oh, at least a couple weeks.
Was it the Dean part of the name that made you think that?
Was it????
The word Sturridge sounds less like a surname and more like an unappealing part part of midlands/north of england.
"where are you from?"
"Sturridge"
etc
In fact, I think they should rename Derby to Sturridge. In recognition of this fact, and the fact that he was a great Rams player. Other great Rams players were um...? ... Lee Carsley and... um... that's it?
Nah, Dean is fine on its own. I think it's the Constantine and Sturridge part. ;)
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